Fuck CPAC.

And Fuck All Conservatives!

 

 

And the irony is We Dems  are more afraid of Christe than that grifter, skank Palin.  Christie is not insane.  He has cross over appeal.  And by that I mean, the most insane  and the (few seeming)  sane GOPers  could unite behind him.

As much as I can say it would be  good for the GOP to dump all the tea baggers?  As a Yella  Dog Dem  it pleases me to see the GOP as the party  taken over by imbeciles.

What Do I Hate Most About Peeps From the South?

Most everything that makes them different from a Yankee.

But the following is not global.  Some southerners  might be fucked in in many ways, but some at least are not ascared of the word fuck.

So to be specific, the particular kind of southerner I mean to hate on right now are those sick fuckers who think that because they do not use the word fuck freely, that makes them superior.

Now mind me.  It is not the not using of the word part, that is hate-causing.  It's the sense of superiority.  That kind of warped thinking is way fucked up.  And they wrap themselves up in that stinking  fucked up shit like it was a warm blanket.

Maybe I should just be sorry for them instead?

A Little Too Fucking Ironic. I Really Do Think.

Blogger doesn't understand why people are attention hos.

Ok.  It's a little more nuanced than that.  I think what she is saying is she has little interest in boring people who are attention hos.

I stand self corrected.

Happy St. Valentine's Day.

And I dedicate the following song to, generally, conservative women everywhere.

 

That includes  all internet wingnut right wing teabagger queen bees.

I Must Have Needed the Laugh

Spoiler Alert. I will tell you all the scene ending joke, and why it's so funny.

But before that, let me say  I got the this vid clip  from a google search about why people hate rednecks. 
And on the Internet, one thing leads to another.  Now I think I saw the first  Scary Movie  all the way through, eventually.  But I haven't seen the sequels.  This clip is  hilarious, no so much because the racial, socio cultural stereotype.  That's just the set up.  The hilarity is when the straight looking straing talking  old guy goes into gangsta speak:

"These men died for their country.  Send flowers to their bitches and hos."

Leslie Nielsen.  King of the dead pan delivery.

Follow Up re Comedy. The Rule of Three.

Now I can not swear I never read about the Rule of Three  ever before, although I googled it for the first time today.  I can't swear I never heard some comedy writer in some interview, or other kind of filmed or recorded convention, mention the Rule of Three.  But I seem to have known it all my life. It came to me, because I was replying to a text to a dear friend.  She like my funnies.  Anyway  I deliberately  set up the list of three, making sure the third phrase had the twist, and made sure to build the twist around a couple funny words, and a funny  image.

For more on the Rule of Three, go here.

(Ya, I have a good list of jobs I would rather have.  Writing comedy  or at least doing some kind of ent. writing, producing is top of that list.)

When You Are Right, You Are Right.

And this week marks one of those times Ann Althouse is right.  Now I don't do this every time, but I do believe, generally, in the idea of giving kudos for thinking  things through to the natural, logical, and correct  conclusion.  In other words,  what I said!

Ok  the matter is this twit who cracked a joke about having explosives, while in the TSA line at an airport.

Go here for that.

Althouse's best line,"What idiot doesn't know not to joke about bombs in the airport security line?"

Apparently  THAT idiot.


But this story brings up one of my pet peeves.  And I am sure I have mentioned it before.  And as it touches on a frequent  and far too often  repeated stupid human  trick, I think it's worth a little redundant re publication.  My BA is in Theatre.  I have been employed in sho biz  both as a technician, and at least did work on stage in summer stock.  And I have been an Emcee.  Doesn't mean I am some comic genius.  It means  I know the rules.  

Perform comedy, try to be funny at your own risk.  When ever a human tells a joke or tried to be funny, they are, whether they realize it or not, shouting  at the top of their lungs  (metaphorically   speaking,)  "Yo!  World!  Here I am.  Fucking JUDGE ME!!!"

And there always is that unfunny asshole who gets surprised that the world does not find him as funny as he thinks he is. 

Fuck people like that.

Thanks Obama

Something funny.  That makes fun of asshole wing nuts.  So it is really funny.

Haven't Called Out Professor Racist Dickface in a While.

Ok.  We have a Non Anglo Irish Saxon Scot, taking issue with someone who is, and bears the name "Finney," for using the word "cracker," which when being used as a perjoriative properly, is specifically used against  Scots Irish, peeps like her?  Have I got this right?  The not remotely close to being  Anglo Irish Saxon Scotman  is upset with a genuine Anglo Irish Saxon Scot woman, for using  a (sometimes,  it depends  actually) pejorative, that techincally, would apply to her and her family.

Go here  for that ignorant stupidity.

Can anyone be that stupid?  I guess that Professor Racist Dickface is!