Breaking News! Bob Jones U. Apologized for Past Racist Statements.

We Are Sorry For Our Shameful History of Being Racist, Republican Rednecks. And We Mean it.


Good for them. They are now (according to my understanding of things that really matter) as minimally civilized as John McCain, and OBVIOUSLY MORE CIVILIZED than (* edit *) let's just say some other Republicans.

Goodie, goodie.