Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thanks for the 411 Scotty, Now We Know Bush is . . .

(*delete delete delete delete*)

I was going to attempt to try to be clever, but I do not need to try, here.

Even if it was clear to me 7 years ago, there no longer is any basis for anyone to contradict me, thanks to Scotty's revelations.

Bush is a sick and decietful man, and so are most of his staff. Our nation has been in the hands of people who should have been under psychiatric care, not in care of all our collective well being.

I have been saying this for nearly eight years, now.


Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Scotty McClellan (A.K.A. Flopsweat Boy) writes book exposing Bush WH as "Delusional." WH Response:

"This is not the Scott we knew.”

I hope you get the irony.

Scotty Comes Clean On Bush WH Delusionalism. Dana Perino proves the point.

Um. Maybe we now know why he always seemed to have that Flopsweat, deer caught in the headlights, caught with his hand in the cookie jar, busted in bed with his wife's mother, look about him, up there on the podium in the WH Press Room.

Well, at least he EVENTUALLY found his conscience. Must have left it back in Texas. Went back home, opened that overstuffed closet, and sheeit-ya. That damn conscience fell outta dere, konked him right on his big fat head, and said:

"Hey ya. Didja miss me? Well good to see you too, Scotty. Now don't be alarmed, but I gots to get busy right 'chere, re ed-u-cat'n you on the meaning of Good and Evil. Now you been up there in Dee Cee doing the bidding of evil for too long, so you gots to just sit back there and let me dexox ya. Now this is gonna hurt a bit but it is gonna be worth it. Swear!"

Friday, May 23, 2008

McCain Says . . . to the Pro-Armageddon, End-Time a'Wishin', Looney Fringe Segment of the Right Wing of America's Voting Population . . .

"Screw you Guys. "

And he should. And I mean, at minimum, screw 'em, on account of his dropping of the endorsements of Revs Hagee and Parsley. But ya know? He really ought to stop pandering to that wing of the GOP entirely.

Firstly, he has the nomination all locked up, and the looney fringe have only 4 choices:

Vote for him. Vote for Ron Paul (and that is not gonna happen in droves, since he is the AntiWar Right Wing Guy). Vote for Bob Barr (Who? Who?) Or not vote at all.

Beyond that, seriously people. And I know there are people out there who listen to and think like thoses looney tunes preachers (Spiritual Con Men) Hagee, and Parsley.

Sounds like a comedy team, doesn't it?

Ladies and jellybeans. Now presenting for your entertainent pleasure, the zany eschatology and bigotry of the team of Hagee and Parsley.

Yes, I believe in the first amendment. That allows me to make fun of these clowns.

Now here is the showbill I wanna see (not really, but work with me here . . .):

Hagee and Parsley, opening for that master of oratorical disaster, the minister of anger, the pastor of pusillanimity, the unstopable Jerry Wright.

Or maybe I got the wrong sort of show planned? How about a three-way cage match? Naw, it has to be a tag team thing, to be fair. Let's also throw in the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens.

And to be clear, I will just say that Jefferson and Madison were right about needing a wall between Church and State. Or should I say, a wall between Spiritual Con Men, and State?

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Party of Solipsistics (or should I just say bullshitters.)

First, the definition. And this is actually from an entry under the heading of

1. Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.

Solipsistic is the adjective form.

Now, as it were, the idea of solipsistic people had been on my mind lately, already. But the Plastic Turkey Man's perhaps deliberate misuse of the word 'appeasment' for ordinary diplomacy (talking), and the way his minions have lept to the defense of his (latest) rape of the English language, made me think that yes, to a certain degree, the GOP is a solipsistic party. Not really a new idea here (at core), as I often accuse them of raping the language to suit what ever momentary partisan hack need is at hand. This deliberate redefinition of some clearly distinct terms is yet again, part of the GOP preoccupation with their own brain farts.

Could there be any further evidence of extreme preoccupation with one's own thoughts and feelings than to consistently and habitually rewrite the meanings of words to fit one's own myopia?

Good thing they are unable to actually change actual reality. But short of that being an option, all they can do is attempt to change other's perception of reality, by changing the very language we use to describe reality.

And to think, that some people think I exaggerate when I say (them GOP Bullshitters, more than any other breed of Bullshitters) domestic bulshitters are a greater danger to our American Way of Ordered Liberty and Life, than the freaking foreign terrorists. I mean really. Do you really know what a nation-threatening culture war really looks like? It is not the substitution of elements of one culture with elements of another's. It is the perhaps slow, but steady erosion of the foundations and pillars of the social edifice. Weaken the language until the point where words have no fixed meanings, and we will have a nation of morons capable of nothing more than shouting moronic bumper sticker slogans at each other.

"It's your money. Keep it."


"Either you're with us or against us."

"What ever it takes."


"Goddless bastards."

It is witlessness run amok, so say I. Sometimes I think I already know what it is like to see a loved one fail and fall into the demention of Altzheimer's. I look at our Nation, and it seems to be doing that, right now. Thank you GOP, for your contribution to the mental retardation, if not eventual and logical demise of the Nation. (That previous line is deliberate sarcasm, I say to be clear about it.)

Last thought (before I move on to other things, today): the current debate in the land should not be whether Sen. Obama is an appeaser. Excepting for those who are illiterate or merely only semi-literate, the question is a straw man. It is a sham. It is perhaps not an example of the worst of the worst sort of partisan hack mudslinging, however -- it clearly is mudslinging (and even if Plastic Turkey Man really was just showing the world how ignorant he is, that became moot, when the minions picked up the ball and ran with it.)

The real question is this:

Why the Eff does the President of the United States, possessor of a History Degree from Yale University, and a MBA from Harvard, and leader of this country for the past seven years NOT KNOW the difference between appeasment and ordinary diplomacy?

Is the man really that ignorant?

Not a rhetorical question, that one.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

More Pop. These boys are my cousins. Really. Well second cousins, twice removed, or such.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

I Could Talk Politics, or Pop Culture . . .

So let's go with pop.

I confess.

I actually do like the new Madonna song; "4 Minutes to Save the World."

I won't bother with the link to the vid. Not until I find a link I do not believe will be yanked down too soon.

It is not the vid I like so much as it is the song, BTW.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

This is Why I Usually Think the WORST of People. And This Lesson is Quite the Onion.

There are so many layers that can be peeled.

Ok. On Friday I was commending The Rev. Wright, based on his interview on the Bill Moyers show. And by Monday afternoon, his name was once again synonymous with the phrase,"Total nutter." Well that is what they would say in Merrie Olde Angland. Here, in the good old USA-hood? "Hebe wack."

But here is my most salient point (so say I, at least.)

If the Rev. Wright is some wacked-out, Tin-foil Hat Wearing nutter, what of


the peeps who keep on acting like this has anything really to do with Sen. Obama, beyond the whole -- throw shit, and hope it sticks -- part?

I am not at all sorry for suggesting, nay, declaring the following. If the Rev. Wright is wearing a hat made out of RenyoldsWrap, anyone who thinks that anything that he has said has the slightest bit of import to Sen. Obama and his qualifications really needs to be saying:

"Yo. Rev. Pass the roll adat foil down 'chere. I needs to block de aliens rays from my head, too. I hear them in my head. They are saying:

who gives a shit about tanking economies, and food and other markets, and wars fought more for ego than protection of the homeland. Sen. Obama's Pastor is an angry black man who says crazy things sometimes. THAT IS WHAT MATTERS. Not that a gallon of Regular Unleaded Gas is now over $4.00 a gallon, some places."

Ya. Well if you are some partisan hack and are playing some evil, nasty, scummy, shit smear of a game, for the sake of your party's fortunes, and know that this bullshit is nothing but bullshit, you don't need the RenyoldsWrap. You are not delusional, but you are a hack (don't take that for an insult, as I am a once and future professional hack, myself.)

But if you believe that shit?

Sorry. You are yourself, a Total Nutter. But don't despair. They got a pill that cures that.

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