Speaker of the House, Manipulative Extortionist of the Nation.

If John Boehner were America's spouse, America would have grounds for divorce, on account of Abuse and Cruelty. If he were America's boss, or co worker, America would have grounds for a workplace harassment/hostile workplace claim. If he were America's stalker, America would have grounds for an order of protection. If he were America's next door neighbor, America would have grounds for an injunction. But he is none of those things. He's The Speaker of the House.

I'm not a religious person so take this figuratively when I say, God Help All of Us!