Ann Althouse. I will be Quick, As She Just Got the Dress. And I Need to Get Back to the Show.

Your   "conservative" critique of Amazon's  updated "Cinderella? "  Way to miss the obvious!

You do an update of a prior piece to, wait for it, wait for it . . . . update it.  Ripping on it for introducing contemporary themes  like feminist self determination  goes against the idea of updating it.

Never mind the fact that Disney has been updating the damsel in distress, princess trope for decades.

Pocahontas.  No one's submissive.

Mulan, warrior princess.

Merida,  another warrior princess.

Tiana, from Princess and the Frog.  She wanted to run her own business?

Go ahead and continue to embarrass yourself.  We are watching.  I am not even going to get into the matter of how this new Ella  is sort of brown, played by a latina?  Ann.  You got issues with brown princesses?  Just asking!