I Can Defeat the GOP (a.k.a. the Forces of Evil.)

No! Seriously! Swear to the Gods! I just now figured out how to save the Nation from the Republican Party. How we can finally crush them to death, as a political party. It just requires the civil case exemption to The Exclusionary Rule, a US Atty General with the balls to go all General Sherman on the enemy, and a POTUS who will back the plan.

I think I might be able to sell AG Holder on the plan, but I don't think Obama would green light my, "March to the Sea."