That Lady Doctor Found Dead in the Chimney?

I am not going to judge.


I have made some really disastrous relationship/attachment choices with the opposite sex. When I snap out of it, I write a blues song commemorating my not-so narrow escape.

So far I have three songs:


"Redhead Took All My Money,"

"Brunette Had Sex With Another Guy in My Bed," and the most recent,

"Blonde Tried to Kill Me."


So with that in mind, all I am going to say about that lady is,

'Poor thing.'