Happy Patriot Day.

Or maybe I should call it, don't whine, ya bunch of losers, pay your damn taxes, day?

Anyway, here is my low rent joy of the day. The advance reviews of half term and ex governor Palin's show are in and it is a turkey!

(I am in mind of that famous turkey slaughter vid from a while back.)

Anyway, here is the story:


Last week Discovery had its annual sales conference for ad buyers for all of its 13 networks. The presentation showcases all of their new shows across the different networks. That night the presentation was on Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Our source says "the whole thing [was] comical." Apparently the ad buyers were not impressed. This Discovery insider said, "When the promo was over, people (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering, and even laughing. People were laughing and it's not even a comedy. No one took it seriously."

This person was concerned that given the lack of interest from ad buyers that Discovery would have to dump the show to "a crappy time slot" to cut its losses. They added, "Bottom line everyone thought it was a new all time low for Discovery. My guess is the show is going to tank big time."

I am not surprised. Woman can remember her lines well enough, but she sucks on cam. She is as interesting on cam as a walnut.