The OWL Strikes Again. Cray Cray Time!

 

Ok.  In the past the OWL has published observations that were so off, unhinged, that I have to (as a learned layman) doubt her cognitive abilities.   Consider this nugget:

The James Austin Johnson impersonation of Donald Trump is so good they must be worried it will...

... transcend the defenses of the "SNL" audience and cause them to bond with the man they think they need to hate.

She is talking about the guy who currently does 45 on SNL.  My  notes on him to follow. But I mean to say that even her loyal MAGA fanbois are not buying that bullshit.  She might be wise in the ways of visual art.  But when it comes to acting, she has all the depth of a single sheet of onion skin paper. She knows what she likes, and labors under the delusion she is representative of widely held tastes.   And in a world polluted with reality TV, and niche podcasts?  She doesn't get it that she is a market demographic of one.  Anyway.

I watched the cold open live. And despite the fact the actor is technically good at it.  It's lacking.  It's not even so technically good that you at least get satisfaction from the superiority of technique, like with  Eastern European ballerinas.  (Ballet is my jam.)  But there might be a similarity in the lack of heart.  it's a cold portrayal.  And the fact bozo (as I call him) is so gonzo to start?  Downplaying him just leaves me wanting to look at something else.

I loved Alec Baldwin's take.  He at least got it.  You got to do bozo big.  He already is a cartoon character.  Make him a bigger clown!  And ya.  Alec is back in the dock again.  Good luck with a motion to dismiss.   I don't really know him, but for a while there, a few years ago, we were running into each other so much (usually a ballet gala performance,) he was recognizing me.  Anyway.  

On my way out the door.  My VP Bingo card.   Anna-Paulina Luna. Now follow me.  If he picks a woman, she will have to be hot enough he would want to fuck her.  And it would be in keeping with the idea of bringing in more Blacks and Latinos to pick a Latina.  It's a twofer!  And I checked.  The bench is mighty thin for Black Republican women who already have been elected to any notable office.

I am not swearing, guessing this will be the choice.  I am playing VP Bingo here.  And this is the Bingo card I choose.

Oh.  Re Elise? Her double chin has to be a disqualifier for bozo's milf standards.  Just a guess.  But hey.  It's just a guess.  I could be totally wrong either way.  Lust or political choice.