Either I Am Brilliant for Figuring it Out, or Dumb, for Taking this long.

Palin's signature do always bugged me. It never came across as the cute bookworm, or sexy librarian, or the hot teacher look, for me at least.

It failed to excite me, but instead repulsed me. And I finally figured out why. Because it is a friggen Mullet!

Granted, it is NEATER than most Mullets, but it meets the key criterion. Fuller on top. close on the sides, and long in back.

Hers is more poufy than spikey, as is traditional.

But the fact she is wearing a modified Mullet does explain why I don't get it or get excited.

I don't get excited by trailer trash. Simply.