Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Best/Worst Lines/Jokes, Whatever, of 2008

Best line by a pissy pundit? "Don't be such a lesbian," Christopher Hitchens to Andrew Sullivan.

Best throw away line in a blog? "He makes my Afro hurt."
By http://angryblackbitch.blogspot.com/
(One of my favorite non-commercial blogs. I need to update my sidebar.)

Best Commercial Blog: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

Hottest Greek Peasant Goddess & Blogger? Arianna Herself.

Best Pundit with a show? Rachel Maddow.

Best Pundit with out their own show? Alison Stewart.

I confess, I am tiring of the game, so I will skip to some of the worst.

Worst political party of all time? GOP.

Worst Candidate for VEEP of all freaking time (in terms of witlessness, vocational inexperience, and if it were not for Spiro Agnew, she'd get worst for personality too) Sarah Palin.

Most undeserved to be called pretty celebrity? Again, Sarah Palin. Face it kids, she is at best average, particularly when you deduct points for that ugly misshapen nose.

Worst Run National Political Campaign? Team Maverick.

Worst joke of the year? That one with the punchline,"Lipstick." Brought to you by Sarah Palin.

Worst line of the year?

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation."

Sarah Palin. Yew Betcha.

Worst Pundit of the year? That (still in the closet) bald, cross eyed black republican I used to see on MSNBC. I forgot his name but keep him of the TV Please.

Best Comedic Actress: Tina Fey (we be hot for Tina, but not for Sarah. Must be my need for a superior brain for a woman to actually be totally hot.)


And for now, I will end with best Rap Comedy Performance by a Brilliant and Very Pregnant Comedienne: Amy Poehler's Palin Rap.

Saturday Night Live - Update: Palin Rap


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